Bacod!

Just the ramblings and bits from a scattered mind.

(Source: le-venom, via tampax-pearl)

itscarororo:

i have never played this game nor do i intend to but i would watch a full length feature film of this shit i swear

(Source: nocountryforoldjetpacks, via amarobotic)

(Source: comedycentral, via bigbosssnorlax)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:

What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me:

NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me:

Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me:

I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me:

Shit is that a cop? No.

Me:

Shit THAT is a cop.

Me:

/dinosaur screams/

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

(via the-fighting-temeraire)

laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

(via the-filipina-french-canadian)